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!!Con 2017

May 6-7, 2017 in NYC

The joy, excitement, and surprise of computing

Conference program

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Saturday, May 6

Time Event
9:15 Space opens; registration; refreshments; mingling
10:20-11:15 • Opening remarks
• Keynote talk: Cyborgs Unite! (Karen Sandler)
11:15-11:30 Break!
11:30-12:15 Session the First:
• Serious programming with jq?! A practical and purely functional programming language! (Charles Chamberlain)
• Finding Friends in High Dimensions: Locality-Sensitive Hashing For Fun and Friendliness! (Aaron Levin)
• What alien invaders, birds, and computer simulations have in common: flocking!! (Jan Mitsuko Cash)
• I wrote to a dead address in a deleted PDF and now I know where all the airplanes are!! (Jason McIntosh)
12:15-1:30 Break for lunch!
1:30-2:15 Session the Second:
• Requiem for a nemesis! (Nick Sullivan)
• Glk! A universal user interface! for interactive fiction! (Andrew Plotkin)
• How do Keyboards Work? HIDing, in Plain Sight!! (Scott Vokes)
• Making Mushrooms Glow! (Bomani McClendon)
2:15-2:30 Break!
2:30-3:15 Session the Third:
• Why So Loud! Geeking Out on Airline Data, Physics and Mapping (Ewan Dennis)
• Writing NES games! with assembly!! (Christian Joudrey)
• The TOP 5 Queer Feminist Cyberpunk Manifestos! (Jean Cochrane)
• Corruption in the Data Center! TCP can fail to keep your data safe! (Evan Jones)
3:15-4:15 Unconferencing!
4:15-4:50 Session the Fourth:
• What the heck time is it?!? (Joel Potischman)
• HDR photography in Microsoft Excel?! (Kevin Chen)
• I got the computer to find words with good anagrams and throw away the boring ones!! (Mark Dominus)
4:50-5:00 Closing remarks
5:00 Wrap for the day (dinner, etc., on your own)

Sunday, May 7

Time Event
9:15 Space opens; registration (for anyone who didn’t already); refreshments; mingling
10:30-11:15 • Opening remarks
• Keynote talk: We Are What We Celebrate: The Joy, Excitement, and Surprise of Who is Making Things (Limor Fried)
11:15-11:30 Break!
11:30-12:15 Session the Fifth:
• Synthesizing video and turning it into music! (Jes Wolfe!)
• PUSH THE BUTTON! 🔴 Designing a fun game where the only input is a BIG RED BUTTON! 🔴 !!! (Mahtab Sabet)
• Simulated Gravity Comes from Within!!! (Paul Frazee)
• BEEP!! See AppleSoft BASIC and 6502 assembly language written on an actual Apple IIc from the 80s! Fresh on startup with no software installed! (Richard Harrington)
12:15-1:30 Break for lunch!
1:30-2:15 Session the Sixth:
• Om! Nom! Nash! (David Turner)
• It’s super effective! Solving Pokemon Blue with a single, huge regular expression! (Alex Clemmer) (Note: unfortunately, this talk had to be cancelled due to the speaker being unable to attend)
• The emoji that killed Chrome!! (Julian Squires)
• Islamic Geometry: Hankin’s Polygons in Contact Algorithm!!! (Yomna Nasser)
2:15-2:30 Break!
2:30-3:15 Session the Seventh:
• How Merkle trees enable the decentralized Web! (Tara Vancil)
• Where Are All the Space Robots?! (Lisa Ballard)
• Interpolation Search Can Be Fast, in Some Situations, Sometimes, If You Try! (Ruchir Khaitan)
• No battery, no (watch) life!! (Michael Kwan)
3:15-4:15 Unconferencing!
4:15-4:50 Session the Eighth:
• ENHANCE! Upscaling images with neural networks (Geoffrey Litt)
• A punch card ate my program! (Walt Mankowski)
• DHCP: IT’S MOSTLY YELLING!! (Mindy Preston)
4:50 Thanks and closing remarks